32 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for All You Brave Adventurers (January 24, 2024)

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John Summers • Contributor
Jan 24, 2024 8:00 PM EST

You carefully make your way through an old ruin, your footsteps echoing off the walls. You come to a large chamber and see a large ogre standing in the center. The ogre is huge, with green skin and sharp teeth. It is wielding a large club and its eyes are filled with rage.

You know that you cannot defeat the ogre in a fair fight, so you decide to use your stealth skills. You sneak up behind the ogre and attack it with your dagger. The ogre is caught by surprise and you manage to land a few hits.

The ogre roars in anger and turns to face you. It swings its club, but you dodge out of the way. You attack again, this time landing a critical hit. The ogre falls to the ground, dead.

You loot the ogre's body and find an old book. You open the book and see that it is full of memes about Dungeons & Dragons. You laugh as you read the memes. You have found a treasure trove of D&D humor.

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  • 01
    Player *character sheet* STR 18 DEX 19 CON 17 INT 19 WIS 18 CHA 19 DM Unlikely Herbes
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  • 02
    FAMILIAR ARMOR For something with that few hitpoints, you want to keep em intact.
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    When the Bard asks What the NPC is wearing [softly] Don't.
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    When you get a cool talking sword When you actually listen to what it's saying FOT
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    When you roll a nat 1 and the DM is in a good mood. You...saved me? I'm not through with you.
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    CODE DnDeej @DnDeej I once played dnd with someone who owned just ONE set of SOLID COLOR dice. No extra d20 with fun colors, no added %die with some flair, nothing! He just showed up with his ominously-blue his one set, and played... Like a psychopath. dice, sat down with
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  • 07
    Your character on his fifth nat 1 ΑΜΙ DISABLED?
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    Most D&D players have two sides www. My character has a tragic backstory which guides their every decision OMG cute baby monster, can we make it a pet?!
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    Me: "I hate having nightmares every night; It's messing with my mental health." Brain: "But what if I gave you more dnd character ideas and developed stories for them." You son of a bitch, I'm In
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    -Epic Campaign Session Zero- DM: So, what's your backstory? Paladin: I just fought my way out of all nine circles of Hell. DM: Alright, I like it. Going with the Oathbreaker redemption arc. Paladin: No. DM: No? Then why were you cast into Hell? Paladin: I wasn't. My God had a mission, and I volunteered to go. Cleric:
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    I RUN PAST THE ENEMY IN ORDER TO ATTACK THE GUY IN ROBES S NICE TRY NERD ENEMY WITH SENTINEL FEAT
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    GM GM made with mematic Players ship is attacked and are forced to use escape pods Player solves it by hand and sends it back after an hour and a half GM GM Spend several hours writing a scrambled message from the ship's captain for then to get between sessions Player solves it by hand and sends it back after an hour and a half
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    Our wizard looking through his spellbook like he isn't just going to cast Fireball again. G * FBELL CASOE FIEL
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    #DnD is a roleplaying game that let's you live out such fantasies as: Having money - Making close friends as an adult - Traveling the world without crippling debt - Being able to change the world - Getting better at something with practice - Getting 8 hours of sleep each night -
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    The Artificer explaining how the pair of ladies who live in a cottage outside town, with an extensive herb garden and three black cats, never having married and with their families more or less denying their existence when questioned, are obviously the Hags the party's looking for A TRY The Fighter, who can think of a much simpler explanation
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    The morning Cookie returned from vacation to find his lair was broken into by some adventures and his yum yum jar was looted... I'll hunt them down and show them what kind of monster can really be.
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    KLEY LEGAL The female Inn-keep might know more information about the bandit camp. Are you going to inquire with persuasion? More like In-quire her. I roll for seduction.
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    O lov D Rogue: Oh, am I in range of the fireball? I'll just use my uncan- DM: It's not an attack, roll a dex save!
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    Ragnaroks-AOAA 10:28 PM Me after learning the next arc in our campaign is time travel. made with mematic I'm tired, boss.
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    How my players think I prepare for sessions How I actually prepare for sessions Rat Gun 12120 It's a gun that shoots rats CHAVILL Magical Items
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  • 21
    People who are into buying magic items People who are into creating magic items
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  • 22
    DM saying "Are you sure you want to do that?" You ain't got the nerve. Player that wants to make a new character Try me.
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  • 23
    WHEN YOUR HEALER IS ONE OF THEM 'OPTIMIZED' PLAYERS ME BEING UNCONSCIOUS (ATTACK WAS 1 DAMAGE AWAY LEX APE FROM INSTANT DEATH) 4 HEALER Leaks! SPAR 1 HP
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    WHEN YOU GET PLAYERS WHO ROLL WITHOUT ASKING DM NICE NAT 20, TOO BAD IT DOESN'T MATTER
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    DM: "Are you *sure* you want to do that?" Player: "Yes." That player two seconds later: #4 At this very second, you are on a narrow ledge between life and death.
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    Party Elder (via text): Dude, you need to tone down the combat. The rookies are still learning. *remembers this is group chat DM (via text): You look at them and tell me they don't deserve a TPK! Party rookies:
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  • 27
    DM: You are walking through the forest when you see... everyone roll perception. *party rolls* DM: *to bard, cleric, and fighter* You all see a deer. Ranger: What do I see? DM: Check your phone. Ranger: *eyes widen* Is this a nature or arcana check?
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  • 28
    CONVERTING TREASURE OBJECTS INTO PURE GP ALLOWING PARTY TO EASILY SELL WEAPONS AND EQUIPMENT OFF ENEMIES FOR GP HAVING ENEMIES JUST HAVE PURE GP HAVING THE PARTY HAVE A BANK WITH A BAG OF HOLDING DEPOSIT BAG THAT CONVERTS ALL NON MAGICAL ITEMS PUT INTO IT INTO A GP VALUE
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  • 29
    Me: *makes a few homebrew races to spice things up for the campaign* Me after party picks nothing but homebrew races: Well, Well, Well, If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.
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  • 30
    WHEN YOUR PLAYERS ARE NEW AND DON'T KNOW WHAT A BUGBEAR IS MY PLAYERS 208+2
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    I wonder if the Dungeon Master wants us to follow this path...?
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  • 32
    The d&d lore my players find The d&d lore I create
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